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G.I. JOE: ARMY
FILE ROOM · MAIN INDEX 12 sections · awaiting intel · last sync DTG TBD
DESPATCH · DECLASSIFIED FROM CHEYENNE MTN · CIVILIAN OPEN

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on the net.

After 26 months dark, the archive is operational. Every figure, every vehicle, every issue, every episode, re-indexed against the modern Classified pipeline. Read the full sitrep and check what shipped while you were off-grid.

► READ THE FULL SITREP VIEW INTEL CHANNEL archive opening · 2026-05-26
INT-FEED

Intel feed

// incoming · last 72h · unfiltered ALL INTEL →
CLASSIFIED 18 SEP 26

Ninja Force Is Up For Preorder at $59.99, and the Two Stores Selling It Disagree About October
SUPER7 15 SEP 26

Super7 Is Finally Selling Cobra-La's Royal Guard Three At A Time
INTEL 12 SEP 26

43 Years of G.I. Joe Action: The M.A.S.S. Device Turned Five Nights Into Five Battlefields
CLASSIFIED 09 SEP 26

The Dreadnok Thunder Machine Is Classified #244, and Hasbro Is Taking Orders Until October 23
CLASSIFIED 08 SEP 26

The Ninja Force Two-Pack Is Classified #223, and Hasbro Has Finally Photographed It
SUPER7 07 SEP 26

A complete G.I. Joe ReAction+ Wave 09 costs $75 today, and that is the best thing in Super7's sale
SUPER7 07 SEP 26

Two more Ninja Force cards have surfaced, and Super7's own packaging says the line is two figures
COMICS 05 SEP 26

The manga cover for G.I. Joe #29 puts a number on the end of Night Force
MOVIE 03 SEP 26

Sgt. Slaughter has a movie in development, and he announced it himself
PREORDER 02 SEP 26

Nemesis Immortal is back at $51.99, and sealed ones have been going for three times that
PREORDER 01 SEP 26

The Arctic B.A.T. is back up at $27.99, and Hasbro's own accessory count is off by a footlocker
INTEL 27 AUG 26

Peter Cullen has died at 85, and he was in G.I. Joe too
CLASSIFIED 26 AUG 26

The HasLab Snow C.A.T. is arriving early, and the first in-hand photos show what 16,437 backers bought
SUPER7 20 AUG 26

Super7 puts Snake Eyes in a parka, and packs the whole 1982 comic in the box

Standing brief: G.I. Joe movie: everything we know - updated as news breaks.

FTR

Field reports

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Long-form not yet filed.

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Interview slate pending.

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Vehicles inventory pending intake.