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G.I. Joe Classified Series Lara Croft Tomb Raider Collaboration Revealed at SDCC 2026, Pre-Orders Live Now
Hasbro and Crystal Dynamics have announced the G.I. Joe Classified Series Retro Cardback Collaborative Lara Croft Tomb Raider action figure at San Diego Comic-Con 2026. Pre-orders are now live on Hasbro Pulse for $44.99 with an October 2026 release date.
San Diego Comic-Con 2026: G.I. Joe Classified SDCC Exclusives Fatal Fluffies and Shipwreck vs. Cadet Deming now available for preorder
Hasbro has revealed two major G.I. Joe Classified Series SDCC 2026 exclusives: Fatal Fluffies deluxe figure and the Shipwreck vs. Cadet Deming 2-pack, both pulling deep cuts from the classic cartoon continuity and available for preorder on Hasbro Pulse.
G.I. Joe Classified Night Force Psyche-Out Walmart Collector Con exclusive drops tomorrow
Walmart Collector Con brings an exclusive G.I. Joe Classified Night Force Psyche-Out figure on July 23 at 10 AM ET, priced at $27.97. The figure features gray and black tactical gear with distinctive pink chest emitters.
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